Job Opening

JOB DESCRIPTION: Tell the dying world how they can live through Jesus Christ.

NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS: Unlimited----Preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, disciples, etc. Exception: The position of Boss has already been filled by the Holy Spirit.

QUALIFICATIONS: Must have previously sinned and been blood washed. Must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.

EXPERIENCE: None necessary

EDUCATION: Holy Spirit will teach you all things.

BENEFIT PACKAGE: SALARY: My God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

INSURANCE: Access to the Master Physician.

PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES: Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering... A Lawyer, A Comforter, and Wonderful Counselor.

RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT: The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

DEADLINE TO APPLY: Before the return of Jesus Christ (Date unknown, wise NOT to hesitate.)

NOTE: satan and demons need not apply.